If You Liked "The Landlord"...

If you liked Will Ferrell's video "The Landlord" with beer-swilling, foul-mouthed baby Pearl, check out this new one called "Good Cop, Baby Cop."

Paris Hilton: Free at Last!

Paris Hilton was released from Century Regional Detention Facility today at 12:15 am. The hotel heiress served 23 days of her 45 day sentence. Inside sources say she was released early due to good behavior. Upon leaving, she waved to the paparazzi, fans, and other onlookers before meeting up with her parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton. Paris will be on probation until March 2009, though according the LA City Attorney's office, she could complete probation in only 12 months if she volunteers to film a public service announcement and do considerable community service. Paris plans to start a fresh, new life after her jail release, which inlcudes her reaching out to her "sweet" jailmates and doing more charitable works. Who knows, Hilton could be the next Angelina Jolie in the next couple years!

Pro-wrestler Chris Benoit and his family were found dead their suburban Atlanta mansion early Monday morning. At this time authorities are calling it a murder/suicide. Officials at World Wrestling Entertainment alerted authorities that something may not be right after receiving, what cops are calling "bizarre" text messages on Sunday. The details regarding these text messages has not been released at this time. Some reports claim that Benoit may have strangled his wife on Saturday, smothered his son on Sunday, and then hung himself in his weight room sometime early Monday.

Authorities plan to make an official statement about the crime once autopsy reports have been completed on all the victims.

Benoit was an intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles over his career. He was well known for his chiseled physique and for being incredibly talented in the ring. Benoit was admired by all of his peers for his attitude and the respect he demanded in a out of the ring. His biggest dream of his career came at Wrestlemania 20 in 2004 when he defeated Shawn Michaels and the champion Triple H in a triple threat match at Madison Square Gardens and won the WWE world heavyweight championship for the first time.

PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video

As Paris' jail release date comes up, let's reminisce her days in the big house! This music video, with lyrics to the tune of her single "Stars Are Blind," is hilarious!

For all you Lost fans definitely check out this awesome fan created video! The editing skills are just amazing, it great to finally be able to see the plane crash sequence in linear order. This must have taken some time to choose just the right shots. Oh how I love Youtube! Too bad we have have to wait till '08 for our beloved show to return...lol.

When actors think they're gods...

It sounds like John Travolta is stepping on Tom Cruise's bandwagon.

Travolta says he is also opposed to antidepressants and psychiatry. He even goes as far as to blaming psychotropic drugs on school shootings!

I'll never understand why some actors seem to think they are the fountains of knowledge. I mean, both quit school before graduating from high school. My guess is this is the workings of the brainwashing of Scientology. But maybe both Cruise and Travolta should learn more from a neurological and chemical standpoint before they make wild proclamations and denouncements.

I'm just hoping Brooke Shields is willing to give Travolta a tongue-lashing, too!

One Billboard Britney's Glad to be

Before today Florida drivers in Clearwater, Tampa, and Jacksonville all had a chance to check out the 93.3 FM's The MJ Morning Show billboard. The billboard showcased Britney Spears bald and looking well lets just say a bit out of sorts next to words like Nut Job, Certifiable, and Shock Therapy. Spear's was outraged at these allegations and drew the line threatening to sue. Clear Channel appeased the pop princess and removed the billboard. I just wonder why Spear's has such a problem with calling it as you see it because she didn't seem to mind her past titles "Sex Goddess" and "Pop Tart".

It is understandable for Britney to not want these billboards up for everyone to see, but on the other hand if her come back tanks she could think of the billboard as her head shot for Coneheads II. I'm not quite sure which is scarier though the thought of a Coneheads II or having to see Britney Spears bald and crazy again.

Julia Roberts gives birth to baby #3

Julia Roberts and husband, Danny Moder, just had a healthy baby boy at a Los Angeles County hospital earlier today. The new addition to the Roberts' family weighed in at 8.5 Ibs. and Roberts' publicist said that the pregnancy was much smoother compared to when she gave birth to twins, Phinneaus and Hazel, in November 2004. The baby boy is name Henry Daniel. Right about now, I bet Phinneaus and Hazel are asking " Why did we get stuck with the typical weird Hollywood baby names?" No news on how long Julia's maternity leave will last, but she just rapped two projects earlier this year. I'm guessing she can probably take an extended leave and still be financially stable.

She's no angel!

This picture is too funny. Apparently Naomi Campbell decided to show her angelic side at the London party for Prince Pablo of Greece.

I guess those incidents of assault, battery and inflicting emotional distress were moments of weakness. That, or the devil made her do it.

Somebody's Got Talent

6 year-old Connie

Ambitious star peddling his way to... ?

What a stud. Not too long after his breakup with Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson is hittin' the streets on the lookout for the ladies. He was spotted parking his bike, [did I mention, mountain bike?] and strolling in and getting his groove on at a strip club.

I guess if you want to save on gas and don't want to drive home intoxicated, biking is the best way to go. But watch out Owen, it is possible to get DUI on a bicycle.

I guess Kate got tired of balancing on the Owen's handlebars.

It was all an act?!

In the latest Paris news, the imprisoned princess spoke to Barbara Walters on the phone on Sunday and said jail has changed her, especially her attitude and self-perception. She said she has learned humility and wants to become involved in more charity work. She told Babs, "I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute."

With all due respect for Ms. Hilton and her soul-searching... there are some of us who will need convincing to prove she was really "acting" - and if her newfound sense of compassion will withstand her return to life outside the prison walls.

The Sopranos Final episode

The ending of this show was completely frustrating. If he had been trying to go with the artistic approach he really picked the wrong episode to try it out on. We as viewers deserved some sort of visual closure after all those invested years. It is almost like...hey guys! Pick your own ending! I have been a viewer of this show for majority of the six seasons it has been on the air, and i feel that this ending of it all was a bit of a let down, but this article really sums up how it went down. I swear I truly was about the kick the TV, it was one of those let out a scream followed by a string of curse words T.V moments...lol. Maybe it will grow on me with time...I am interested to hear everyone else point of view, and I am glad to hear I am not the only one who thought my cable went out..haha. I can just imagine a few million people all thinking that at the same moment...just wild I say!

I am reading today, about all the cancellations of HBO and criticisms flooding the message boards, I think that I would be right there along with them, if it were not for Big Love starting tonight, damn I must be a glutton for punishment.

This is just too funny

This man is apparently suing the Grammy awards for his spouse not being able to perform her wifely duties. This is just so reminiscent of the incident with the McDonald's pickle, I don't even know where to begin...haha.

Poor Paris?

The description of Paris' sentence to return to jail almost makes you feel sorry for her. Apparently she entered the courtroom disheveled and with no makeup, and she left in hysterics, crying for her mom. In fact, her mental status was so questionable that she will be spending the weekend at the psychiatric facility in the Twin Towers jail for an examination and observation.

The sheriff and the judge involved in the case have also been under fire.

Sheriff Lee Baca (above, middle) has been accused of favoritism and reports say he has used his authority to help others. Meanwhile, attorneys say Judge Michael Sauer (above, left) - who was highly critical of Baca's decision to release Paris for her undisclosed medical problems - is now biased and should be removed from the case.

Either way, it seems sort of unfair to Paris to be bouncing her in and out of jail like a yo-yo.

But she should look at the bright side. Maybe she'll befriend a fellow jailbird who will knit her a poncho like Martha Stewart's to wear once she is released again!

Burke gets the boot!

Back in January Grey's Anatomy's on-screen drama turned to on-set drama after Isaiah Washington (Preston Burke) used a homophobic slur when referring to castmate T.R. Knight.

Washington wasn't fired from the hit show though, despite some complaints that he should have been. He opted for the ever-popular-in-Hollywood rehab route instead.

But it still doesn't come as a surprise that his contract option has not been picked up, resulting in a Burke-less next season!

Apparently the homophobic slur scandal was only part of the problem and he's had a history of questionnable on-set behavior - pretty amazing considering the show's only been around two seasons! It's not surprising news, though, considering Washington's response to his firing: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."

Doesn't seem like much of a loss to his castmates or the show now that his relationship with Cristina is over.

Paris Back In Jail

"At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home on Kings Road," Judge Michale T. Sauer said. He was not happy with the press reports that Paris was going to "phone in" the 9:00 Friday, June 8 hearing either.
"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions," he said of the decision to release Hilton from jail after three days.

According to the AP: The decision by Sheriff Lee Baca to move Hilton chafed prosecutors and Judge Sauer, who spelled out during sentencing that Hilton was not allowed to serve house detention. California Attorney General Jerry Brown criticized the Sheriff's Department for letting Hilton out of jail, saying he believed she should serve out her sentence.

"It does hold up the system to ridicule when the powerful and the famous get special treatment," Brown told The Associated Press in an interview before testifying at a congressional hearing in Washington.

"I'm sure there's a lot of people who've seen their family members go to jail and have various ailments, physical and psychological, that didn't get them released," he said. "I'd say it's time for a course correction."

It looks like she may to face the full 45 days as well. I think they're being a little tough on her. I'm not sure that your average citizen would be facing the same punishment she's looking at, even with her prior behavior and/or stupidity. I think her soiree with a few dozen close friends at home last night didn't make her look any better either.

The Los Angeles County jail system is so overcrowded that attorneys and jail officials have said it is not unusual for nonviolent offenders like Hilton to be released after serving as little as 10 percent of their sentences.

I totally understand why all the presses have stopped for this update, and will continually throughout the weekend. After all, what could possibly be more importaint than this celebutard's sleeping arrangement?


BTW - Gen. Peter Pace will not retain his position as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff when his term ends in September, U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday.

Mysterious medical condition: Get out of jail free card for Paris?

Paris Hilton has been officially released after only three days from the Los Angeles County Jail citing medical issues. In order to fulfill her prison time Hilton is forced to stay under house arrest for 40 days while showcasing her brand new accessory, a lock down ankle bracelet. Rumors are swirling that the so called medical issue could be any of the following: psychological reasons, herpes outbreak, staph infection, or a simple call home from the prison’s nurse’s office, despite the fact that the prison’s medical facility is well equipped to handle most medical situations. Whatever the reason may be, Steve Whitmore from the Sheriff’s Department claims that this approach has been used with other inmates in the past. One might venture to say that those inmates are probably amongst the rich and the famous.

Luckily for Paris, the electric anklet that could very well double as an accessory does not prevent her from inviting a couple of friends, probably hundreds of friends, to celebrate her coming out. Apparently, she has planned a monstrous fiesta for tonight and to make sure that she looks glamorous for her party, she has planned an emergency beauty squad in order to moisturize and wax. Her skin was totally dry from not being able to wax and moisturize during her three day stay. Poor Paris. At least she said she’s learned from her mistakes and hopes people have learned from her “traumatic” experience.

Rehab won't stop Linds from b-day bash

Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan isn't letting rehab get in the way of celebrating her 21st birthday on July 2nd. Apparently she is leaving Promises in Malibu so she can still have the blowout in Vegas she's been planning for months.

You'd think 21 would just be another birthday for someone who has already been in rehab twice... the legal drinking age hasn't stopped her in the past, has it?

My guess is this sobriety thing isn't working out so well if she's already planning to party - after all, 21st birthdays aren't exactly known for restraint and moderation!

Between the alcohol, drugs and playing with knives, she's obviously already spiraled out of control. I wonder what it's going to take for her to straighten out - maybe a stint in jail like Paris?

Nicole pulling a Michael Jackson?

New pictures have surfaced showing Nicole Richie attempting to disguise herself by throwing a towel over her head, a la MJ! (Video here!) This seems ironic considering Nicole has a reputation as a celebutante who survives on media attention. And honestly, like walking around with a towel on your head isn't going to attract attention... at least she took it off before she started driving, although I don't know how much of a difference it made considering her driving record!

That's hot!

This weekend, Paris Hilton underwent an outfit change at Madame Tussauds even before she was admitted in the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. Previously she had been wearing a classic Juicy couture outfit, however after this weekend she debuted wearing a white and black striped outfit to parallel her current situation. What is slightly amusing is that she is wearing the standard prison’s orange shirt and pants.

Her first day beginning the vague amount of time she will be spending in the detention facility will surely not be a peaceful one. According to statistics, this women’s prison is rampant with staph infection, also commonly known as cellulitis. Apparently she will be spending her stay at the detention facility in isolation in order to lessen the chance that she will come in contact with staph. Good luck Paris!

Has another one joined the "dark side"?

"A picture is worth a thousand words" is probably a quote Vanessa Minnillo isn't too fond of at this moment. First Vanessa graced the cover of Lucky magazine with a cheery smile and innocent demeanor, but recently new pictures of her with Lindsay Lohan don't showcase her in this same light. The shots taken show Lindsay and her playing with knives while seemingly intoxicated or something.

A source from US Weekly though comes to Vanessa's defense by claiming she was simply caught up in the moment, but now she regrets it. I'm pretty sure the only thing these stars regret are being caught. I'm just waiting to see Vanessa to sign onto a "Knife Safety" campaign to give this a positive spin.

Akon is in deep water with fans again!

When Akon sings "It Don't Matter," maybe he is referring to his fans!

He has had two recent incidents with fans, the latest happening at Kfest this weekend.

Supposedly a kid threw a frisbee on stage and hit Akon, who responded by calling the kid on stage and then throwing him off. One news site says the kid may have broken his arm!

This comes on the heels of an incident in April when the singer simulated sex acts with a 14-year-old girl at Zen nightclub in Port of Spain.

I guess he will be feeling "Lonely" after he scares away all his fans. Yikes!... Anger management, anyone?

From Red Carpet to Orange Jumpsuit

After strolling down the red carpet at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton surrendered herself to LA police. She will serve a 23-day sentence for driving with a suspended license while on probation for a previous drinking violation. Hilton will serve her time in Lynwood Women's Prison, spending 23 hours in solidarity each day. Luckily, Paris will be able to shower and use a phone!!! What is Paris eating at LA's finest jail? Her first meal was a gourmet feast of cereal, a slice of bread, and juice! Imagine Paris eating a bowl of cereal in a bright orange jumpsuit...now that's hot!

Oh the irony!

Back in 2005, Lindsay Lohan teamed up with Simple Plan in a PSA discouraging DUI... that's coming back to haunt her now that she's doing her second rehab stint in only a few months!

Watch the video and hear her nervous giggle at the end - guess she realized how hypocritical she sounded!