Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog (and Clyde is DEFINITELY the star of that one -- according to reliable sources, the movie is basically "Rachel" married to Owen Wilson...Jennifer Aniston, as usual, gives the one-note performance that she always gives. She can't act, she looks like a haggard old broad, and she can't keep a man...CLAASSSYYY...), so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little "surprise candid photo shoot with the paparazzi." If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake photos that come with new frames.
Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos.
(Yes, I am DEFINITELY Team Angelina...have been, always will be...it's years later, and Jen is still bringing it up...meanwhile, Angelina and Brad have gone on to awards nominations, hit movies, and babies galore. The best revenge is moving on, and dear Jenny here hasn't gotten that memo. For those of you who think she's "classy" (HA!): please tell me what "classy" woman poses naked on GQ, slams her ex and his new partner (who also happens to be the mother of his children), and basically spends her time sulking around looking old and haggard, riding on the laurels of her "Friends" fame. At least Angelina Jolie ADMITS she's a hot mess. Jennifer Aniston's holier-than-thou, I'm-famous-from-a-show-that-ended-10-years-ago attitude wears EXTREMELY thin, and these photos do her no favors either...)
