Welcome to MeetTheBurns.com , a comedic depiction of a dysfunctional family living out their lives in Anywhere, USA. This slice of Americana is comprised of the usual suspects: Dad, eternally re-living his glory days; Mom, hygiene-obsessed and sleep deprived who has declared war against bacteria in all forms; Jake, all-American football hero who just can't seem to keep his girl from his friends; Trent, perennially angst-ridden teen whose obsessed with the Emo-Goth sensation, the Ringworms; Matt, magician and general trickster finds solace in his lovely assistant Monica; and Gus, a fungus personified as a cocky lounge-lizard bent on driving the entire family to the brink of 'itchy' madness.
The Burns help introduce a new athlete's foot product that is on the market called Tinactin Chill!
Be sure to visit with The Burns family and don't forget to grab the $2.00 dollar off coupon for Tinactin Chill!
The Burns help introduce a new athlete's foot product that is on the market called Tinactin Chill!
Be sure to visit with The Burns family and don't forget to grab the $2.00 dollar off coupon for Tinactin Chill!
