Recession Causes Man to Take on Unbearable Job

Apparently the recession is world wide. This poor man has it harder than most of us. Just be glad you don't have his job. Try not wince in pain.

Please, somebody smack her. HARD.

While most of us are selling plasma, emptying out your basement on eBay, and working seasonal jobs for meager pay to make ends meet, Mary-Kate Olsen is skipping through department stores and having the greatest time ever!

Page Six claims the evil troll was in an elevator at Barney's (for those of you that live outside of NYC, Barney's is like Macy's for millionaires. And Macy's isn't cheap...) and said this: "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales. That's where I got this! The recession!"

Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord! Here we have Mary-Kate Olsen, single-handedly saving the economy with her Barney's shopping sprees! Someone get Obama on the phone...we have the answer to the recession right here.

Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.