Lindsay Lohan's Maserati: The Mystery Solved!

Just when you think she's hit rock-bottom, she finds some fresh dirt and keeps on shoveling down...

When Lindsay Lohan was first seen driving around in a $100,000 Maserati, I immediately figured Samantha Ronson was leasing it for her, considering that Ronson is the only one of the two currently making any sort of money (for plugging in her iPod and looking bored. Yeah, must be nice...).

Well, I was wrong.

TMZ says that the car is owned by porn producer Dennis DeSantis. Some of DeSantis' classy works include Origami So Horny. Destined to be a classic!

After Lohan's assistant busted the car by driving into a Subaru, DeSantis just shrugged it off, paid the $10,000 for it to get repaired and allowed our little train wreck to keep driving it.

DeSantis also claims he lent her the car "just because."
There's no strings attached.

PFFFFFFFFTTT! PLEASE! Even in L.A., porn producers are given the side-eye!

I wouldn't be shocked if when I was trolling the adult section of my video store, I saw Lohan's face on the cover of titles like A Prairie Whore Companion and Freaky Friday.

Dina Lohan will be so proud. No, she really will be. I wasn't being sarcastic.

I guess we all find our place in this world, eventually...

Dear Ali Lohan: They're Not Trying to Get Pictures of You

Oh, Aliana...Aliana...Aliana...there's no need to pretend like you're not a little diva DYING for attention, who can't WAIT to post these pictures on their Facebook page to show your "friends" that the paparazzi follow you around all day. I'm sure you'll tag them "Y wont they leavez me alooonez?!"

You're a Lohan, so this sort of blatant attention seeking runs deep in your bloodstream. But thank you for not wearing a choker. You've finally stepped out of 1991.

Lindsay Lohan spent a little quality time with her sister Ali yesterday in Malibu. They went to some grocery store and shopped for vitamins! Fun! Newsworthy!

What Gaza conflict? (*eye roll*)

Lindsay Lohan Defends Younger Sister

Lindsay Lohan hasn't been talking to the press much lately but when a rumor came about that her 14-year-old younger sister, Ali Lohan, got breast implants, she spoke out on her blog and told everyone how she felt! She came to her sister's side and set the record straight, what a good older sibling!


“Hey everyone… I just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. So, here’s the visual: Me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me… one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?” WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!” I was caught out of nowhere so I didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time. There’s many other things that I felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!

All I am trying to say is that I was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me. Of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet! It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… I just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.

In a more positive light, I got some great clothes from Alexander Wang and I miss Samantha [Ronson] cuz she’s out of town. Have a wonderful day everyone~Till next time..xx LL“

Ali Lohan's New Music Video

A music video for Ali Lohan’s first single ‘All The Way Around’ has just been released. You can watch the video for the hit song over at E! online. The new video follows Ali around as she records the song at the Maloof Music recording studios at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas.

Also be sure to check out Ali's new MySpace Page!

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Ali Lohan Releases Single

The 14-year-old sister of Lindsay Lohan has released her new song, “All the Way Around,” exclusively to People Magazine. Ali Lohan has recently compared herself to Rihanna, saying she has more of a hip-hop vibe in her music.

When asked if she would ever do a duet with her sister, she said, "I think that would be awesome," Ali said. Please save us all from that train wreck! Visit People's website and hear your first listen of the song!

Ali Lohan to Star in Film

Ali Lohan is following in the steps of her big sis’. The fourteen-year-old junior Lohan is shooting her first feature film called “Mostly Ghostly.”

Based upon R.L. Stine’s tween book series, “Mostly Ghostly” is about an eleven-year-old-boy who has two ghosts living in his room. Ali's role in the film will be that of a “popular high school student,” much like the character Lindsay played in “Mean Girls.”

Ali, whose real name is Aliana, will appear with her mother/manager on the E! Entertainment reality show “Living Lohan” which is scheduled to air this summer.