Lindsay Lohan's Maserati: The Mystery Solved!

Just when you think she's hit rock-bottom, she finds some fresh dirt and keeps on shoveling down...

When Lindsay Lohan was first seen driving around in a $100,000 Maserati, I immediately figured Samantha Ronson was leasing it for her, considering that Ronson is the only one of the two currently making any sort of money (for plugging in her iPod and looking bored. Yeah, must be nice...).

Well, I was wrong.

TMZ says that the car is owned by porn producer Dennis DeSantis. Some of DeSantis' classy works include Origami So Horny. Destined to be a classic!

After Lohan's assistant busted the car by driving into a Subaru, DeSantis just shrugged it off, paid the $10,000 for it to get repaired and allowed our little train wreck to keep driving it.

DeSantis also claims he lent her the car "just because."
There's no strings attached.

PFFFFFFFFTTT! PLEASE! Even in L.A., porn producers are given the side-eye!

I wouldn't be shocked if when I was trolling the adult section of my video store, I saw Lohan's face on the cover of titles like A Prairie Whore Companion and Freaky Friday.

Dina Lohan will be so proud. No, she really will be. I wasn't being sarcastic.

I guess we all find our place in this world, eventually...

LoPenn?!

Last month, Lindsay Lohan was spotted "nuzzling" on Sean Penn in NYC.

Well, Lolo and Penn were back together at Nobu in L.A. the other night. A "source" told Celebuzz (via Page 6), "Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked." (Chain-smoking...how attractive)

Oh, and what about that SamRo? Page Six says that she really did end it, but Lolo is in denial. Some source said, "Sam broke up with Lindsay but she is completely in denial about it."

Lindsay and Sam Are Dunzo

It's official - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are over. TMZ reports that the couple have split.

The couple was spotted deep in verbal fisticuffs in Miami International Airport right after the New Year. The argument started in the American Airlines Admirals' Club and continued throughout the flight. Passengers have stated that there was a lot of yelling, screaming, sobbing, hysterics - everything to make the flight to L.A. as uncomfortable as possible.

One observer described that on the plane described Lindsay "was so inconsolable the flight attendants asked if she'd like to disembark."

On New Years' Eve the two attended a bash that took a turn for the literal. The couple began fighting at their party at The Mansion in Miami. They eventually took their fighting out into the alley, where the screaming continued.

Later in the evening, the pair were reported to have continued their screaming match at their hotel. Guests also reported hearing crashes from their room, and some witnessed the couple engaged in a cat fight that spilled out into the hall.

Despite their attempts to evade the press when they became an item in the summer of 2008, Lohan and Ronson have made it clear to the press (and anyone with ears) that their relationship is finished.

UPDATE: GOTCHA!

Lohan wrote on her MySpace Celebrity blog on Monday evening, that she and Ronson are still together. She wrote:

“RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

xoxox Lindsay”

Lindsey Lohan is Stressed

Image Source: Gio Rocks!

In between her hectic schedule of buying ratty clothes, getting flour bombed and making cocktails on the sly, Lindsay Lohan has written a couple of posts about her "friend" Samantha Ronson (PLEASE -- we can see this from space!) and her hatred for Facebook.

Sometime this morning, Lindsay posted this on her MySpace:

oy vey! rumors..

just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)

Right. Got it. Thanks, mama. We needed to know.

Then, yesterday, La Lolo (Hawaiian, "crazy") wrote about how she's having a fight with Facebook.

Her life is, like, seriously, really stressful:


i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and "log in" name in, a red sentence came up saying..

Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE "FAKE" OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just "disable" my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn't even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn't want everyone on facebook to know it was me.

maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same "pets" and so on..

phew! i'm glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change....

MySpace is definitely the place to instigate change, Linds.

Who wants some cake?

Love. Ain't it grand. Seeing such tenderness in pictures puts a ray of sunshine in my otherwise cold, black heart. It really does.

On Friday night in Paris, France, PETA volunteers dropped a bag of flour on Lindsay Lohan, and LiLo's girl-toy Samantha Ronson is none too pleased with this...so she did what any self-respecting woman would do and kvetched about it on MySpace.

If you want to read the whole thing (it's LOOOOOONG), click HERE, but here's the important parts:

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press?????

I know I'm probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don't really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I'm more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I'm not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I'm not sure I would have walked away from it.

p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!

p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

That last phrase is kinda interesting...I mean, I'm a huge animal rights activist, and I certainly don't condone violence of any kind, but it's not like PETA threw flour, eggs, milk, and...who wants cake?

Manic Monday: Lindsay Lohan

God bless Lindsay Lohan: her career is in the dumpster, her love life is on the rocks, her family makes Jerry Springer look like I Remember Mama...and, in short, she's just a boiling hot mess.

But, she makes for good copy.

Now add this to her latest list of accomplishments: after getting the boot from Ugly Betty, the World Music Awards -- which La Lohan was supposed to host next weekend -- has decided that the "actress" is simply too unreliable, and has canceled her hosting duties.

To further pour salt on the gaping wound, the WMA Powers That Be have decided that homewrecker Denise Richards -- Charlie Sheen's oh-so-lovable ex-wife -- will replace Lohan as host of the show.

Let's see: fighting with Hillary Duff over Aaron Carter (of all people). Drug addiction. "Forgetting" to put on underwear. Getting torn to shreds in a written letter from a studio executive. Befriending Paris Hilton. I Know Who Killed Me. I mean...what's next? Tara Reid has a better career than Lindsay right now. The sad part is, before she became better known for her antics than her acting, Lohan was actually a TALENTED actress. She had genuine potential, poised to become the next Jodie Foster.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan had a career once upon a time. Unfortunately, a spoiled, entitled little brat by the name of Lindsay Lohan came along and screwed it all up.

Lohan/Ronson Vacation In Mexico

Lindsay Lohan and her special gal-pal Samantha Ronson took to the Mexican beaches yesterday afternoon. The pair relaxed and worked on their tans. After relaxing on the lounge chairs for awhile, the girls opted to cool down with popsicles and enjoyed the rest of their afternoon.

Lindsay Lohan is actually releasing an album that's due out on November 4th - just what we need, more music from the Lohan's. *Sigh* Well, we'll see how well people take to that new release. For now, Samantha and Lindsay spending time in Mexico makes for our PCM Picture of The Day!

Blowing Kisses: Could This Pic Mean They Are Really Together?

This picture of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan was taken by a photog on the set of Lindsay's new movie, "Labor Pains." Samantha is saying goodbye to Lindsay and getting all cute! Could this mean they are officially a couple? What's going on? I've never seen any affection between the two ever!

Michael Lohan breaks promise to Lilo

Michael Lohan may have his hands full with the controversy surrounding his possible new child, but things aren't getting any easier for him.

Lohan left a voicemail for daughter Lindsay, promising that he would not talk about her to the media.

"I've been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it," Lohan said in the message, which was featured on the website Gawker.

"Honey, I'm sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again."

The message was from April, but several weeks later Lohan broke his promise by exposing his daughter's relationshp with Samantha Ronson.

In an email to US Weekly, Michael Lohan said the lesbian affair was "evident to anyone with half a brain."

The relationship has been receiving a lot of attention, and the new issue of Star Magazine also has news about the romance, this time from an unidentified source.

"Lindsay and Sam play certain roles" while they are alone, the source said. "Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"

Lilo goes to ER for asthma attack

Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina, informed People that her daughter went to the emergency room Thursday evening due to an asthma attack, despite statements from the actress' rep on Friday that she was visiting a friend in the hospital.

"She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe," Dina Lohan said.

"She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick," she added. "If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."

Paparazzi had photographed 21-year-old Lindsay and her rumored girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, going to the emergency room.

Dina Lohan said her daughter was lucky Ronson was there. "Samantha is an angel," she said.

Lilo & Sam Ronson get hot and heavy

(Photo from Egotastic. For more, click here)

Lindsay Lohan and her close friend, openly gay DJ Samantha Ronson, were spotted getting intimate in Cannes this week. Rumors that the pair were more than friends had been swirling around for months.

The two were attending Diddy's lavish yacht party when paparazzi snapped the pictures.

"They looked like proper lovebirds," a party guest said. "And they didn't care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it's a nice vision of their love."

However, Lohan's mom Dina has publicly denied a romantic relationship.

"Samantha's an amazing girl. They're best friends. They're just friends," she said. "It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt... but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

In other Lohan news, the singer/actress reportedly turned down nightclub owner John Englebert's offer to settle the lawsuit against her regarding the fur coat she reportedly stole. Englebert also offered to buy her a mink coat.