Mother of the Year: Shauna Sand-Lamas

Shauna Sand-Lamas, ex-wife of Falcon Crest star Lorenzo Lamas, should really write a book on how to be the perfect mother. Lynne Spears & Dina Lohan have nothing on this woman!

In the video above, Shauna tells TMZ that Playboy has been a big part of her family. Shauna said she's been taking her daughters to the Playboy mansion since they were 4 (and where was Hef in all this?! Yeah, we know -- in the grotto...). Shauna then turned to her 9-year-old daughter and said, "Do you want to be in Playboy?? Rip the Mother of the Century trophy out of OctoCrazy's slimy hands, because we have ourselves a new winner!

If you're a mother and you have dreams of your daughter spread eagle in the pages of Playboy, then you need to go down to the doctor and ask for a jumbo shot of mother's intuition. Or just ask for a shot in the head, period.

Shauna's little daughter's sarcastic response was, "Yeah, a little girl in a magazine with stripper shoes and a bathing suit." Ha!