God bless Lindsay Lohan: her career is in the dumpster, her love life is on the rocks, her family makes Jerry Springer look like I Remember Mama...and, in short, she's just a boiling hot mess. But, she makes for good copy.
Now add this to her latest list of accomplishments: after getting the boot from Ugly Betty, the World Music Awards -- which La Lohan was supposed to host next weekend -- has decided that the "actress" is simply too unreliable, and has canceled her hosting duties.
To further pour salt on the gaping wound, the WMA Powers That Be have decided that homewrecker Denise Richards -- Charlie Sheen's oh-so-lovable ex-wife -- will replace Lohan as host of the show.
Let's see: fighting with Hillary Duff over Aaron Carter (of all people). Drug addiction. "Forgetting" to put on underwear. Getting torn to shreds in a written letter from a studio executive. Befriending Paris Hilton. I Know Who Killed Me. I mean...what's next? Tara Reid has a better career than Lindsay right now. The sad part is, before she became better known for her antics than her acting, Lohan was actually a TALENTED actress. She had genuine potential, poised to become the next Jodie Foster.
Yes, Lindsay Lohan had a career once upon a time. Unfortunately, a spoiled, entitled little brat by the name of Lindsay Lohan came along and screwed it all up.
