Holdem Celebrity: Gossip Girl 'The Wrong Goodbye' Episode and Fashion Recap

O.M.G.

W.T.F!?!

I thought the Gossip Girl season finale cliffhanger was going to be about whether Blair would choose Chuck or Louis, but it appears that the writers had something else altogether in store:

A baby Bass!

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Sure, maybe they're leading me down the garden path and that abandoned pregnancy test was Darota's or something (grrr if that's the case), but it doesn't seem likely. And as far as we know Serena--surprisingly--hasn't boned anyone since forever. Which leaves Blair. If Louis' the father there's no fun in that, which means...

A Bass baby!

Blair accessorizes the Alexis Mabille Couture gown we saw

last episode with an Alberta Ferretti coat, Sequin earrings

and Judith Leiber minaudiere.

I'm not really sure how much time elapsed between the Constance party and Darota cleaning out that trash can. At least enough time for Faux Charlie to Greyhound it to Miami. And did you see that twist coming? I, for one, did not. Wonder what kind of fresh hell Faux Charlie and Georgina have in store for Season Five and what will happen when Real Charlie shows up. Because you know she will.

Chuck's tux by Ralph Lauren

Shirt - Thomas Pink

Coat - Hugo Boss

Tie - Drake for Barney's

Shoes - Dior

So, okay, am I the only one who got teary eyed last night?

I mean, Chuck Bass actually sacrificing his own desires for Blair was just about too much. I do like the idea of Chuck and Nate spending the summer old school style and I think it's great that the writers have Blair and Dan continuing their friendship. The whole Chuck-and-Blair-I'll-love-you-forever breakup...*tear*

The snake print on Georgina's one-shouldered Marchesa

is perfect for her, but it gives me the creeps.

Earrings - Sequin

Cuff - Kara Ross

Rings - Swarovski and Lia Sophia

Clutch - Carlos Falchi

I also thought Georgina was welcome comic relief last night. Not only did she have one of the best lines of the night ("I haven't been this bored since I believed in Jesus!") but I loved when she was all, "I missed you! You really get me!" to Serena. Not that its even plausible that Serena could understand her. I mean, that girl is just as dumb as a post and completely self absorbed. Faux Charlie was hanging out a window and Serena was still blathering on about Nate and Dan and Columbia. I think I actually blacked out a bit during that speech. And her whole I-Never-Make-My-Own-Decisions existential crisis? Blah.

No one cares Serena. No one cares.

Did you catch GG creator Cecily von Ziegesar's cameo?

And I guess Serena is going to become some kind of Hollywood mogul now? Of course. I almost expected Serena to end up in some kind of Breakfast at Tiffany's remake like in the books, instead we're to believe that not only has Serena read The Beautiful and Damned but can quote it from memory. Sometimes this show just kills me.

And Vanessa? Dead to me. DEAD.

At times I even felt bad for the girl and her horrible fashion choices but no more. Thank God she's disappearing herself--unfortunately its to one of my fave cities.

Serena's bathing suit by Mara Hoffman

Denim Jacket - Rag and Bone

Necklace - Stephen Dweck

Bag - Bottega Veneta Hobo

Sandals - Sigerson Morrison

Overall a bittersweet episodes with some really great moments. I thought Chuck's line about there being a "difference between a great love and a right love" was so apt and can be so true. Can't wait for next season!