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Mysterious medical condition: Get out of jail free card for Paris?

Paris Hilton has been officially released after only three days from the Los Angeles County Jail citing medical issues. In order to fulfill her prison time Hilton is forced to stay under house arrest for 40 days while showcasing her brand new accessory, a lock down ankle bracelet. Rumors are swirling that the so called medical issue could be any of the following: psychological reasons, herpes outbreak, staph infection, or a simple call home from the prison’s nurse’s office, despite the fact that the prison’s medical facility is well equipped to handle most medical situations. Whatever the reason may be, Steve Whitmore from the Sheriff’s Department claims that this approach has been used with other inmates in the past. One might venture to say that those inmates are probably amongst the rich and the famous.

Luckily for Paris, the electric anklet that could very well double as an accessory does not prevent her from inviting a couple of friends, probably hundreds of friends, to celebrate her coming out. Apparently, she has planned a monstrous fiesta for tonight and to make sure that she looks glamorous for her party, she has planned an emergency beauty squad in order to moisturize and wax. Her skin was totally dry from not being able to wax and moisturize during her three day stay. Poor Paris. At least she said she’s learned from her mistakes and hopes people have learned from her “traumatic” experience.