Why So Classy? :: Megan Hauserman

Megan Hauserman needs to realize that if she's going to be on a Vh1 reality show, she's either going to get her butt kicked (if she's lucky) or she's going to catch some mutant strain of VD. More than that: you should know, as a person, that you don't mess with someone's family, especially someone who can answer the question, "You and what army?"

That's why Megan shouldn't be shocked that Sharon Osbourne poured wine on her head and yanked at her skanky weave after she called Ozzy "brain dead." The brawl went down on the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show a little while ago and now Megan is suing over it.

TMZ says Megan filed the lawsuit yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court. Megan is suing for "for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress."

Emotional distress?! Battery? This is coming from someone who kissed Bret Michaels and probably peeked under under his bandana. If that doesn't scar you for life, I don't know what does.

Host Using No Class on Show About Class

Help me out here ...You have a show about learning to display manners, class, and dignity along with general respect for others --and the host is not held to the same standards of manners (let alone class)?

Yep, only in America can this happen. It's what we American's are known for. In a word; hypocrisy! That is exactly what Sharon Osbourne did on her beloved Charm School reunion show with busty blond "Beauty and the Geek" winner Megan Hauserman (age 29). While Hauserman is no charm school stand-out, it appears the basic premise of the show is no longer, "follow by example," but more along the lines of "do as I say, not as I do."

The photos above and below show it all. Reportedly Sharon was upset over her husband Ozzy being insulted by Megan. But instead of handling it in the theme of the show, Sharon readily dumped a big-gulp sized sugary drink all over Megan Hauserman. Security burst onto the set stage to break up a melee (hair pulling etc...) and Hauserman was escorted from the set. Nice class Sharon, way to use the bully pull-pit!

And to think so many of Americans hero worship false idols such as Sharon Osbourne. God bless her though, she knows how to keep herself in the spot light. From her first rise to fame by cunningly marrying Ozzy Ozbourne and stepping out of obscurity to putting her misfit family on TV for all to laugh at and be appalled at. Don't get me wrong, I'm an Ozzy fan, great music in his day, and he's a legend for his antic of biting the head off a bat, but Sharon's talent is truly remarkable. She's a PR maven.

Now all she has to remember is this, "Those who cannot do; teach."



In follow-up, Hauserman ended up in an area L.A. hospital and did indeed press charges. PCM has yet to determine if LAPD has made any arrests.