Woman Sues Victoria's Secret for Thong Injury

Here's one for the consumer reports. Although the tag may be larger then the underwear it still managed to injure a California woman.

The 52-year-old plaintiff filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret claiming that the thong caused permanent cornea damage when the jewel adorned underwear flew apart and struck her in the eye.

The underwear in question is the jewel clad "low-rise v-string" part of the brands "Sexy Little Thing" line.

The woman appeared on the Today Show to talk about the injury. Victoria's Secret has no comment.

Remember when she was famous for singing?

For the few Britney Spears fans still out there - and anyone else who derives some sort of pleasure from watching this trainwreck in progress: America's former favorite pop star is preparing for a comeback by making a "top-secret" music video for her new song "Get Back."

Brit's last music video was nearly 2 years ago... you know, before the back-to-back babies, car seat debacle, drunken nights on the town, umbrella incident, the close encounter with a razor and, oh yeah, who could forget those pantiless escapades...

Rumors are circulating that her brief lip-syncing performances of late were just practice for the main event - an appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas in September.

And her recent frolic in the ocean wearing just her undies must have been practice too, right?