Hide Your Young Sons!

Note: In an effort to keep you all from puking on your keyboards, I've posted a picture of Michael Jackson BEFORE all the tragic surgery.

According to The Sun, Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing a huge comeback tour.

The King Of Pop has told fans that plans for his big stage return next year are well under way.

And he is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world.

Jacko is currently based in Las Vegas, where he is recording material for a new album at The Palms casino resort.

And the oddball singer has now flown to Los Angeles to discuss details of his comeback with top music execs.

Jacko’s career crashed in 2005 amid claims of child abuse. He was subsequently cleared in high-profile court case.

Now this huge tour looks set to put him back on the pop map.

With his return imminent, the Thriller star left his mask and other face-hiding apparatus at home as he was pictured shopping in Hollywood.

Spice Girls travel in class!

It is rumored at this time that in support of their reunion world-tour The Spice Girls will be leasing out a Boeing 757 complete with daycare and a make-up room. The plane would be decorated with Spice Girls reunion art work, and be used to jet the girls, their familes, management,wardrobe and make-up assistants, bodyguards, and why, not who ever else wants to come along, across the world for their tour dates. And of course, it is claimed that the jet will be nicknamed "Spice Force One". The eagerly anticipated tour kicks off on December 2 and will have the girls visiting Vancouver, San Jose, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York, Shanghai, Madrid, Beijing, London and Cape Town. The girls will definitely be traveling in a lap of luxury, I don't even want to know how many millions this is going to cost!