As we all know, the holiday season is upon us, and leave it to the Japanese to come up with a unique gift for the fat guy who can't afford liposuction.
Behold, The Bro (with apologies to Seinfeld fans)!
I've been staring at this thing for HOURS, and the only witty remarks I can come up with are as follows:
(1) The model they picked for the packaging clearly doesn't need the product. I'm thinking someone like Azamat Bogatov would have worked better.
(2) Only in Japan, folks.
(3) To be a fly on the wall in the airport when the guy wearing this tries to explain "the underwire" to the TSA attendant flailing his wand around...
(4) Only in Japan, folks.
(5) The translation from Japanese is, approximately, as follows:
"Why aren't there men's bras?"
You ask why because there is no need for one?
But for people that think they might want one...
THEY NEED ONE.
(6) Only in Japan, folks.
