The music industry maven known as Sharon Osbourne was the headmistress of Rock of Love: Charm School and she had to teach a bunch of back-alley, Jersey Shore-ish skanks how to be classy ladies (yeah, I know, I know). Well, I guess all that flew out of the window on Saturday night, because Sharon allegedly tried to rip out Megan Hauserman's (the blonde one who always looks like she's smelling a fart...like that really limits it) bleached weave for talking smack about Ozzy.It all went down at the taping of the Charm School reunion show on Saturday night. According to TMZ, Megan told Sharon that she was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star named Ozzy Osbourne. Megan's little comment must have lit the fire in Sharon's butt, because she bounced off her seat and went after her. Sharon grabbed at Megan's back alley weave, pulling at it and scratching at her until security came in to pull the two apart.
Megan went to the hospital yesterday and filed a police report. The LAPD hasn't filed charges, but said that Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.
In other, unrelated news, I'm starting the Sharon Osbourne Legal Defense Fund, which includes an attempt to raise William Kuntsler from the dead.
