Joe Jonas Gets an Unwanted Christmas Present

Here's a video of the goings-on in the ring of Hell that Dante missed (aka a Jonas Brothers concert). In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a gift that he starts to grab at first (at the 0:28 mark), but when he realizes it's a bra of some sorts, he drops it like it's on fire! He's totally saying to himself, "Ewwww! Girl cooties!"

I also need to slap my eye balls for actually thinking Joe Jonas looks semi-hot here. Why would my eye balls send that message to my brain?! Ugh. I mean, he's a Jonas brother, he's barely legal, and he has a 1920s bob!

Let's just pretend this never happened. A Jonas brother?! Maybe I'm officially becoming a 14-year-old girl. Gross.