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In other baby news, People Espanol has new photos of the very heterosexual Ricky Martin (ha!) and his twin cuties Matteo and Valentino. Martin's kids were conceived via a surrogate, and he told the mag that he did this to avoid "complications": "Adoption was one option, but it's complicated and can take a long time. Surrogacy was an intriguing and faster option. I thought, 'I'm going to jump into this with no fear.'"
Uhm. Yeah.
Adoption: Baby already born.
Surrogacy: Nine months for the bun in the oven to be ready.
Way to use your math skills, bro.
You gotta give it to Enriquetta: Those are some cute offspring!
(For the record: I don't really care if he's gay or not. But lying about it isn't cool. Just be yourself, dude.)