Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have broken up for the 4325879th time. Shanna and Travis got married in 2004. Most of you stopped caring about them in 2005. Shanna filed for divorce in 2006. They tried to make it work in 2007. Their divorce became official in 2008. They got back together again in 2009. And now we're here.
A source said they broke up last night in true trailer trash fashion. They had some stupid fight about Gerard Butler and the cops had to be called. Travis accused Shanna of sleeping with Gerard while he was in the hospital after the jet crash. Last night, Shanna claims her Twitter was hacked into and the evildoer posted that vicious, horrible rumor while Travis was recovering.
(Just for the record, it's not cheating if it's with Gerard Butler. It's your duty as a human being with a pulse!)
Shanna denies she ever cheated on Travis. She also said (through her publicist), "Shanna is tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press."
(Try not to laugh...)
Of course she will handle it like a mature adult by passing notes to Travis during detention through Twitter. That's how they're currently handling it, anyway. Travis and Shanna have been posting quotes they probably got out of a fortune cookie. Example: “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
I know, so profound.
Shanna's next post is totally going to be, "Confucious says 'Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.'"
