Domino's Employees of the Year

If you live in New York -- home of the family-owned pizzeria -- and still order from Domino's, especially after seeing this, you deserve to get bird flu. Seriously.

Kristy and Michael shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross stuff to the food at Domino's. These two Einsteins then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday.

They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.

The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his buttcrack with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan.

Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy buttcrack? Well, now you have your answer.

Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.

One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right?

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