Jennifer Aniston will star in a movie called The Baster. As in, turkey. As in, Aniston just hand delivered a pile of jokes to every comic in the world. Variety says that Jason Bateman will co-star in the comedy about baby making. I bet Aniston thinks it's going to be a documentary.
The Baster is about "a neurotic and insecure man who finds out his best friend wants to have a child through artificial insemination. He surreptitiously replaces her donor's semen with his own and is then forced to live with the secret that he is the child's real father."
Sure to be a hit...
