Maxim magazine has published a list of the world's unsexiest women in its recent issue. The list includes singers and big and small screen actresses.
'Sex and the City' star Sarah Jessica Parker tops the list, being called the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women."
Singer Amy Winehouse's "translucent skin" and "rat's nest mane" earned her the number two spot, while Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh's "cold bedside manner and boyish figure" made her the No. 3 Unsexiest Woman Alive.
The Material Girl herself is number 4 due to her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration."
Last on the list is Britney Spears, whose lack of sex appeal is reportedly due to her two kids, two ex-husbands, weight gain and "losing the ability to perform."
