How do you know that you have absolutely no marketable skills? First, you become a pseudo-celebrity by stealing the starlight from your friends reality television show. Next, when your friend stops the aforementioned you refuse to step out of the limelight.Sound ridiculous? Nope, that's just Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
“I think that maybe [Lauren Conrad] is tired of being on the show, but we’re just beginning,” Montag said. "We’re not even remotely sick of it.”
The pair quickly shot down reports that The Hills would not return for a fifth season, stating that they would happily take over narrating duties for Conrad.
“Sometimes the narrator has to throw their hate up on the wall and pass the mic,” Pratt said. “It’s my favorite show. I love it. The Hills season 10 is what I’m going for.”
Of course it's your favorite show, because as long as MTV is signing your paycheck you don't have to get a minimum-wage paying blue collar job.
As proof that the pair have zero marketable skills, Montag's latest single, "Overdosin'," came out yesterday.
