In watching Tuesday night's premiere of A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila I realized that not only is Tila an internet floozy but also a bit of a delusional liar. Within the first few minutes of the show Tila became all weepy eyed over her failed relationship with season one "winner" Bobby. Claiming that he "broke her heart" Tila cried to one of the lesbian contestants claiming she didn't want to talk about it. Maybe that's because it isn't true. After season one ended, Bobby apparently asked for the internet star's phone number only to be rejected and have his own heart stomped on. Tila is in fact the heart breaker not the one with her heart broken. It's even been reported that she had a real life boyfriend throughout the whole first season and is not in fact bisexual. However, lets put all that aside and focus on the trashy excellence that is Shot at Love 2.
I'm pretty sure the "shot" they speak of is not a shot of tequila but the hepatitis shot required to not only be a participant of the show but to sit at home and watch it. Within 5 minutes every possible naked body part imaginable flashed onto my screen. Guys and girls were tearing their clothes off just to get a piece of "everyone's favorite bi-sexual." The only thing more uncomfortable than that scene was the various instances in which Tila made out with numerous contestants. Calling herself a "lady," she kicked off two guys for getting to hands-on and revealing with her. I could be wrong, but I think that making out with 6 different people in an hour of television might disqualify you from the category of "lady."
All the trashiness aside, that hour of television gave me more to laugh about than the whole season of the Office. The pure and simple fact that a rational human being would want a shot of anything with Tila bewilders me. However, these contestants are not rational human beings. In the first episode the guys have already fought and the girls have already made out. From the drunken burping guy with the mohawk or Chad from Detroit who comes "stocked with wang-bone, which girls love" all these people only add more craziness to the show.
So as much as I hate to say it, Shot at Love 2 comes greatly recommended. Even if you only watch to make yourself feel that much classier.
