Madonna and Guy Ritchie have confirmed their impending divorce.The singer's longtime spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg said the couple had agreed to separate.
In a short statement – co-signed by Guy’s representative – she added the couple had not agreed a settlement.
It read: "Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They ask that the media respect their privacy" -- OH YEAH RIGHT! -- "during this difficult time."
Now that Madonna's getting a divorce, can she PLEASE also divorce that ridiculous English accent? Earth to Madonna: You are from MICHIGAN (and, if you really push it, the Lower East Side of New York City), and you fool no one with that Dick Van Dyke-style Cockney accent. Right right? Cheerio!
