Everyone's favorite couch jumper has found new heights from which to jump. Or has he? A rumor had recently been reported that Tom Cruise died falling off The Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand.
Katie I love yoooooooooo... Whoops, there he goes. Or not. In an unfortunate turn of events, it's been officially reported that Tom Cruise is in fact not dead. He did not fall or jump off the Kauri Cliffs. While many are lamenting this, it is always good to look on the brighter side of bad news.
Isn't it much more fun to make fun of Tom alive than dead?
