Note to any would be robbers. Never use a weapon that you wouldn't want used on yourself. It all started like a bad Quinten Tarrentino film. The robbers took on what seemed like an easy score... a whore house.
Bryan Perez and an accomplice traded a small haul of a few hundred dollars for his thumb. The ladies of the night put up some fight and disarmed him from his ...machete! In the scuffle his thumb was hacked off!
Within hours he was arrested as the police matched his thumbprint ... er' make that Thumb! To his thumbsocket.
No word if the doctor was kind enough to sew his thumb back on. The doctor did mention in the arrest affidavit, "fits like a puzzle piece."
